Wall art for pets with opinions
Your cat's real opinion.(Printed properly.)
Real photos of a real cat. Black and white, only the eyes in colour, one honest line each. Gallery-quality matte prints. Shipping calculated at checkout.
Every cat owner has this photo. (This one hangs on the wall.)
Everything grey, except the eyes
Each photo is stripped to black and white. Only the eyes keep their green-gold, so that's where everyone looks first. Including your guests.
Two lines. Zero puns.
A plain statement, then the truth in italics. Dry enough for the living room, not just the laundry room.
A real cat. Really like this.
Original photos of one real cat. No AI, no clip art. Printed on demand. Every print is Ozzy, a tuxedo cat, caught having an opinion. Meet him.
Three prints for less than two
The Judging Set
(I'm not plotting. I'm not judging. I'm listening.)
Three 16×20" prints that read left to right like a confession. One costs CA$59. Two cost CA$118. All three: CA$99. Shipping calculated at checkout.
See the set · save CA$78The verdicts
All prints
Seen on Ozzy's feed. (He posts. He doesn't read the comments.)
Cat art for people who don't do cat art.
- Cartoon portraits and pun mugs
- A real photograph with a gallery look
- Five jokes per square inch
- One line. Then silence.
- Looks like a novelty
- Looks like you have taste. Your cat is the subject; the joke is on you.
How it works
- 1
Pick a verdict.
Eleven prints, three sizes. Or the set, if your cat has range.
- 2
We print it for you.
Made to order on premium matte paper. Printed on demand in the US, shipped to Canada & US.
- 3
Hang it. Get judged.
Shipping calculated at checkout. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, we reprint it free.
Get on Ozzy's list.
(He won't read it.)
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